Q:How do you get 50 Mennonites into a phone booth?
A:Promise them a free phone call!
Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in a Mennonite Church?
A: A visitor.
Name the world’s shortest book.
Mennonite War Heroes.
And, by the way, I do know of many beautiful women that are Mennonites….that do fix their hair and do wear makeup. We might be big-boned with broad shoulders and considered ‘sturdy’ women, but who says that isn’t beautiful?