A Little Mennonite humor

Q:How do you get 50 Mennonites into a phone booth?
A:Promise them a free phone call!

Q: What do you call a beautiful girl in a Mennonite Church?
A: A visitor.

Name the world’s shortest book.
Mennonite War Heroes.

And, by the way, I do know of many beautiful women that are Mennonites….that do fix their hair and do wear makeup. We might be big-boned with broad shoulders and considered ‘sturdy’ women, but who says that isn’t beautiful?

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2 thoughts on “A Little Mennonite humor

  1. Hey, Hollie! Your Mennonite jokes evoke me to finally dive into your blog world with a joke/comment. : )Q. What do you call four Mennonites in a freezer?A. Wiebe, Friesen, Harder, Fast(We be freezin’ harder fast!)I was told that joke once I married a Friesen. On a more serious note, I love frequenting your blog to see what’s goin’ on w/ you guys! Love you, sis! : )

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